Monday, October 07, 2002

lawyers, guns, and honeys

The Vice President of Iraq has proposed that Saddam and George W. duel to resolve their differences, and that the U.N. Secretary General Koffi Annan be the referee. The respective Vice Presidents would be standing by as Seconds, in case both leaders died at the same time. Alternatively, Italian porn star turned politician (or is it the other way around?) Ilona Staller, has offered to give herself to Saddam in exchange for world peace. The U.N. Secretary General is "amused".

I think they are both good ideas, assuming all participants are willing adults. ~

[the links to Ms. Staller's sites were intentionally omitted]

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