pure poetry
The crime logs in the Arcata, California newspaper are a little unique. The news reporter covering them for the last 16 years has a distinct style. For instance, when a number of residents of the city decided to go out for Halloween one year without costumes, or any clothing at all, and were stopped by the police, this is what appeared in the paper:

A half-dozen near-naked dudes
Were out trick-or-treating all nude.
A cop found the lads
Somewhat scantily clad
And sent them away freshly clued.

More, from the Arcata Eye.