There's gonna be no dancing

Last night I had a dream that Kevin Bacon moved to a new town where people weren't allowed to dance. Except, instead of it happening in a small town named Bomont, it took place in New York City. But, after reading the pages of Legalize Dancing NYC, I realized that was an unlikely dream. It may not be mentioned in the Bill of Rights, but I'm tempted to agree that dancing is a fundamental right. Even incidental dancing.