homeland duct tape events

From the annual charity Duct Tape Ball in Anchorage (here are some pics from last year's ball), to the courtroom duct taping of a Defendant's mouth in Lubbock, Texas (the second largest State... only until Alaska splits in two and makes Texas the third largest State), we in the homeland are following the instructions of our learned leaders and finding new ways to use aquatic bird adhesives to secure our future.